Ike Flitcraft

Court Summons: Wonka Factory Architect

You, Mr. Phillip Anderson, the architect of Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, are hereby requested in a court of law to answer for the horrific working and safety conditions recently uncovered upon inspection of Mr. William Wonka Jr’s factory and estate. Nearly 240 health and safety violations were recorded, some potentially deadly. What’s worse, this came to […]