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Court Summons: Wonka Factory Architect
You, Mr. Phillip Anderson, the architect of Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, are hereby requested in a court of law to answer for the horrific working and safety conditions recently uncovered upon inspection of Mr. William Wonka Jr’s factory and estate. Nearly 240 health and safety violations were recorded, some potentially deadly. What’s worse, this came to […]
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You break it, you buy it. You crush it, you cover it. You damage it, you deserve it. You envy it, you earn it. You fuck it, you fund it. You grab it, you have it. You hide it, you find it. You idolize it, you burglarize it. You jack on it, you snack on […]
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