John F. Kennedy At His Inaugural Adress – January 20, 1961:

“Ask not what your country can do for you. Don’t ask. Stop asking questions. Sit down. The New York Times is very unfair to me.”

Ronald Reagan In West Berlin – June 12, 1987:

“We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall so I can build it greater than ever before! Nobody builds walls better than me, believe me –and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on your eastern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

FDR At His Inaugural Adress – March 4, 1933:

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself BUT. It is really. Really. Bad out there – China, isis, Chicago, you wouldn’t believe how bad tings are out there. The list goes on – and on – mexican rapists. It’s a disaster. These are HORRIBLE guys out there and they HATE us. It’s scary. It’s really scary stuff folks. I’ve never seen anything like it. America is losing. We have the best military in the world and we’re losing.”

Gerald R. Ford In A Time To Heal – 1979:

“Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time. We’re having KFC and a burnt steak.”

Abraham Lincoln Responding To A Question – 1860s:

“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friend? I do. I do, don’t I? I always destroy my enemies. I have a great relationship with the blacks. It destroys them. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks they’re my friends. And I’ll tell you this, I don’t get along with many people but I have a great relationship with the blacks. Because it destroys them.”

John F. Kennedy At Rice Stadium – September 12, 1960:

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things! Not because they are easy, but because I am hard. My brilliant daughter Caroline Kennedy’s gorgeous figure reminds me of these facts everyday. What a beauty that one. She could win any my competitions, the ones I, John F. Kennedy, produce and personally curate. And I’ve said many times if she weren’t my daughter I’d be dating her. That is why I motioned toward her moments ago when I said “the other things”.

Teddy Roosevelt In A Letter To A Colleague – 1900:

“Speak softly and carry a big stick. But I’m bringing back a hell of a lot worse than sticks. At this point I could waterboard someone in the middle of 5th avenue. I can say what I want. And do what I want. LOUDLY.” – Teddy Roosevelt

Grover Cleveland In A Letter To A Colleague – July 23, 1884:

“Above all, tell the truth. And when that fails, call the truth fake news and call lies alternative fact”

Jimmy Carter In A Fundraising Letter – August 31, 2007:

“Whether the borders that divide us are picket fences or national boundaries, we are all neighbors in a global community excluding Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Yemen and Australia.”

Abraham Lincoln Begging Gettysburg Address – November 19, 1863:

“(1/2) Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all are… (2/2)…created equal Robert Pattinson should NOT take cheating dog Kristin Stewart back. HE CAN DO MUCH BETTER!

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