http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/09/politics/jeb-bush-kill-baby-hitler/index.html?sr=fbCNN110915jeb-bush-kill-baby-hitler0844PMVODtopLink&linkId=18625262 Okay Jeb. This is the most controversial statement I’ve ever heard a politician make, your brother’s “Mission Accomplished” declaration included. So let’s do this. You can’t Jeb. You can’t kill… Read more BLOG →
If you’re looking for funny you probably won’t find it here unless by accident. This page is different from the rest of this site. Nothing here has been digested, gamified, shot, changed tonally from my own voice, turned into dialogue, or turned into metaphor. These are the things I write that eventually become anything you see on any of the other tabs at the top of this site. They’re journal entries that I process and eventually turn into something better. Very rarely though I read them back think “Okay. Fine. Close enough.” then I post them here. I never revise them. I never edit them. These are stream of consciousness so please forgive me. Enjoy.
Self awareness is the new sexy. Life’s uncontrollable. So how you see it, perception, is all that defines you. Most people don’t know who the fuck they are cause it’s… Read more BLOG →
I’d like your help casting a terrible Hollywood blockbuster I just wrote. Here’s the pitch. We open on a chain-link fence with countless governmental signs warning of lethal consequences. In… Read more BLOG →