Essays

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ANNOUNCEMENT: This is something I’ve been struggling to come to terms with PERSONALLY for a long time. It’s been an all consuming process of introspection but I think I’ve had… Read more ESSAY

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Wow. Again… (Look at award) Wow. This is… I mean TWO YEARS IN A ROW?! (Cheers) haha. (Run hand through hair in disbelief. Give camera a moment to cut to a seething Leonardo… Read more ESSAY

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Wow. This is… (Look at award) Wow. Obviously it’s an honor to even be mentioned in a category with these other nominees who lost to me because I’m better than… Read more ESSAY

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College Assignment: Write A Brief Paragraph In Which A Character’s Mood Changes College Answer: Ants had always fascinated Karl. He remembered his 8th birthday vividly, the occasion on which his… Read more ESSAY

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College Assignment: Write One Brief Paragraph About What You Believe Interactive Media Is College Answer: Interactive Media. Since the dawn of time we as a species have asked ourselves: “What… Read more ESSAY

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You, Mr. Phillip Anderson, the architect of Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, are hereby requested in a court of law to answer for the horrific working and safety conditions recently uncovered upon… Read more ESSAY

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Dear Mr. Flitcraft, We here at Vanderbilt Medical Hospital regret to inform you that we are unable to hire you at this time. Though it is unorthodox, we feel the… Read more ESSAY

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Hello there. I can see you eying prices on the chalkboard outside my tent there. Let me save you some time. You’re going to have your fortune read. I know… Read more ESSAY

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I’m afraid I have some terrible news. I’ve lost my cat ‘Noodles’. I left the door open last night while I was bringing in groceries and I think he might… Read more ESSAY

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Hello there! I feel that you, the reader, and I, the writer, have truly become quite close. So close in fact, that I wish to take our relationship to the… Read more ESSAY

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Far be it from me, a humble and EXTREMELY TALENTED first time essay writer, to comment on society (One quick comment on society; isn’t it suspicious how no one’s supposed… Read more ESSAY