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The One Way You Just Know  You’ve Gotta  Be On This Page!

  1. There just had to be a number before this sentence.

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SECURITY QUESTIONS THAT GET LESS REALISTIC TO ACCOMMODATE A FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR REFERENCE WITH MAINSTREAM APPEAL Security Question: Where were you born and raised? Answer: In West Philadelphia Security Question: On most of your… Read more LIST

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You break it, you buy it. You crush it, you cover it. You damage it, you deserve it. You envy it, you earn it. You fuck it, you fund it.… Read more LIST

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“Audie Cornish” What she is: Host of NPR’s All Things Considered What she sounds like she is: A savory pastry “Terry Gross” What she is: Host of NPR’s Fresh Air… Read more LIST

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Cool! Apple just released the most commonly texted phrases of 2016 broken down by City and State! Oregon: “On my way” Virginia: “LOL” Vermont: “On my way. Bringing syrup.” New… Read more LIST

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“Eyeball” A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii “Then crush this herb into Lysander’s eye; Whose liquor hath this virtuous property, To take from thence all error with his… Read more LIST

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HBO Go $15.00/mo – $3.75/mo once user’s roommates finally pitch in like they said they would when user subscribed. Netflix $7.99/mo – Free to users with high school buddy who… Read more LIST

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“Scrumptious” Menu Excerpt: “A scrumptious portion of our homemade Chicken n’ Dumplins served up hot and fresh with your choice of any two country vegetables.” I don’t believe it’s possible… Read more LIST

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See if you can tell which of these exchanges are between two bird enthusiasts on an awkward first date and which are between two cold war era spies! The weather… Read more LIST

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Mr. Hubbard, Thank you for approaching Heritage House Publishing with the exciting opportunity to publish these works first. It’s truly impressive to us that you, L. Ron Hubbard, and we… Read more LIST

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“Put a little pep in your step” “Put a little hustle in your bustle” “Keep your eye on the ball, Paul” “Paul, keep your eye on the ball” “Paul, watch… Read more LIST

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“I hope you brought a pair of sandals for yourself too. Because this look?… Is gonna blow your socks off!” “Call your daughter and apologize for ruining her birthday. Because… Read more LIST

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“Your honor I abso-fucking-lutely committed this crime” “Anyway by the time I was done the only person still breathing in that room was me. Which is impressive.” “We all think… Read more LIST

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ARTICLE “He kept calling my kid Frank even though his name is Thomas.” – Susie M, Brentwood “My daughter was sunburned even though I know for a fact they were… Read more LIST